in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
two words: eviction party
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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