How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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