That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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