Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Randomize
