This girl is more easily done than said...
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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