so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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