Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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