You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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