Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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