Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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