Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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