we have officially lost it.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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