Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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