Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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