I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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