wrigley field is MILF paradise
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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