just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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