pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Need sex. Gaining weight.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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