I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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