Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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