My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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