Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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