Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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