I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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