I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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