The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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