Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Randomize
