U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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