Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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