We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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