everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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