Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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