he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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