the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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