Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
I see more hoeing in ur future
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