people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
