why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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