i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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