hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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