found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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