it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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