Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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