But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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