Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Randomize
