yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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