Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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