so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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