Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Randomize