Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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