i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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