My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Randomize
