he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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