just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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