Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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