FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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