You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Randomize
