Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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